Dude, I was so messed up last night when I tried to talk about my car with my friend, I sounded super dumb.
Best Friend: “So Cat, what’s your gas mileage like”
Me:*stares at ceiling making noises” Uhhhh *five more seconds of me making weird noises* Like 23.”
Best Friends: “that’s not bad”
Me: “yeah, yeah. I drive it a lot. yeah yeah *Tried to explain how when I drive the car more it gets more expensive because the gas mileage somehow goes down” Yeah yeah like Emporia was $3.99.” *stares at dog, who stares back* Your dog is giving me crazy eyes.”